Straight 19yo Pittsburgh stud!
"The roast is in the oven," he said. "It’ll take about an hour and a half to cook. That’s enough time for me to put my big hard roast in you, dude." This made me smile.
All I had to do was tell my roommates that old man Jenkins had taken my parking space for the third time that month and the next thing I knew they were gone for about an hour. When they returned the bigger dude, Jeff, carried something that looked like a suitcase into the condo. ”What’s that?” I asked. ”Mr. Jenkins’ Lexus,” he answered, “We compacted it for a little fun. Now he can’t park in your space anymore. He can’t park anywhere.”
Cute and innocent